Tuesday, 28 July 2015

19 Hilarious Meera Jokes That Leave You In Fits Of Laughter

We agree Meera is our Lollywood Queen. She has amazing acting skills and has given us some great blockbusters in her time. But it’s not just her acting skills but she has entertained us beyond the film industry as well. That is, with her ‘amazing’ English language skills.
These Meera jee jokes will make your day today.

1. When Meera was asked which role she would like in a film…






1. When Meera was asked which role she would like in a film…
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Was it her fault? Role and roll have the same sound. English is just so weird!

2. When she was asked who was her favorite cricketer






2. When she was asked who was her favorite cricketer
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We should all call him Age Flower from now. It sounds so cool.

3. When Meera suddenly fell ill during a flight…






3. When Meera suddenly fell ill during a flight…
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Of course, suffering.

4. When she was presented an award by the president






4. When she was presented an award by the president
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I am sure the President likes this title.

5. When she was too hungry during fasting

6. When Meera was in school…





6. When Meera was in school…
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Another genius answer.

7. Meera at the fruit stall…

Affcourse.

8. When she was fighting elections

Dispossible should be added in the dictionary!

9. When Meera was giving an interview






9. When Meera was giving an interview
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Meera is right. English is just weird.

10. When she went to the graveyard






10. When she went to the graveyard
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11. And that one time when Meera was giving a statement about her affair with Shoaib






11. And that one time when Meera was giving a statement about her affair with Shoaib
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Oh, you get the point. Her circle was not walking with Shoaib.

12. When she was asked about her favorite flower






12. When she was asked about her favorite flower
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Affcourse.

13. When Meera was asked a very difficult question






13. When Meera was asked a very difficult question
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Good answer, Meera Jee.

14. When she was asked whether she uses Facebook






14. When she was asked whether she uses Facebook
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Excellent.

15. And that one time when Meera was commenting on the firing in Karachi






15. And that one time when Meera was commenting on the firing in Karachi
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She was just scared and confused, I bet.

16. That amazing time when Meera was at a party…






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Next time when it snows, you should say “it is icing”. Learn English from Meera Jee.

17. When Meera warned the people not to backbite her






17. When Meera warned people not to backbite her
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Don’t you understand?

18. And the famous Lacoste joke that will change your perception of the brand!






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Lacoste sounds so cool. Crocodile should be renamed.f

19. But no matter what, we all salute Meera’s intelligence.

Affcourse.
Meera Jee tu jigar hain apni. Pakistani life would be so boring without Meera Jee’s ‘fluent’ English, don’t you think so?

Tuesday, 23 June 2015

Hauntingly Beautiful Optical Illusion Paintings Will Make You Look Them Twice!

These misleading and mind-twisting paintings were created by Canadian artist Robert Gonsalves. Each painting features at least two stories and there is an unclear boundary between them creating an optical illusion for the viewer. Gonsalves was interested in art at a very early age and he soon had experience with technique and perspective and architectural art. This talent led him to create such complex masterpieces as the following ones. Take a look at them here:

Bridge or ships?

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Leaves or trees?

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Waterfall or monks?

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Puzzle or house?

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Moon or Earth?

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Forest or churches?

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Waterfall or girls?

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Monks or clouds?

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Buildings or fence?

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Floor or forest?

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Toy brick or buildings?

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Stones or Buildings?

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Drapes or a city?

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Starts or lamps?

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Waves or seagulls?

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Waves or clouds?

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Balloons or the sky?

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Bridge or people?

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Sky or the Earth?

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Snow or blankets?

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Trees or house?

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Fields or beds?

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Ships or trees?

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Chess table or snowy landscape?

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Clouds or girls?

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source: imgur

9 People Who Were Paid To Show Their Unusual Looks To The Public

During the past centuries, people who were born with unusual malformations or features, they very probably earned their living by showing themselves for the public in circuses. Their look was so scary and unbelievable for the people back then, that they paid happily to see these “creatures”, as they referred to them. Take a look at these 9 individuals who were side show workers and had to tolerate people looking at them for fun…

Schiltzie

Schiltzie, also known as “pinhead”, was born with microcephalus. This condition caused a sloped forehead and an abnormally smaller head and brain.
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Ella Harper

She was know as “Camel Girl” and she was born with a rare condition that caused her knees to bend backwards. In the late 1800s she performed in circuses and newspapers described her as “the most wonderful freak of nature since the creation of the world.”
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Fanny Mills

She was known as “Ohio Big Foot Girl” and she suffered from Milroy disease which cause and extreme swelling of the legs and feet. Her feet reached 17 inches and she died at the age of 39.
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Joseph Merrick

Also known as “Elephant Man”, his deformities only appeared in form of bumps when he was three years old. When he was 12 his deformities were severe and his father kicked him out of the house and he became homeless.
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Edouard Beaupre

He was the eldest of the 20 children of his family and he was extremely tall. at the age of 17 he was 7 feet tall and still continued to grow. Instead of working for a circus, he decided to become a strongman.
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Nicodemus, the Indescribable

His real name was John Doogs and he was born with turncated limbs. He was also known for being remarkably strong and talented in acrobatics.
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Mignon, the Penguin Girl

She was born with a condition called phocomelia, which stunts the limbs and fingers, and as her name shows, his fingers were fussed in such a manner that they were similar to flippers.
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Len and Ernie

Ernie Defort, the “Two Boys, One Head” was born with a parasitic twin attached to his sternum. When he was 12 years old, they decided to surgically remove his twin, because his health started to deteriorate as he grew. He refused the surgery because he was emotionally attached to him.
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Francesco A. Lentini

He was a successful circus worker. Hi is a pair of conjoined twins, having the legs and genitals of his brother attached to his spine.
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source: ebaum
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